Funny christian quotes about dating
” -Barbra Streisand“My mother once told me that if a married couple puts a penny in a pot for every time they make love in the first year, and takes a penny out every time after that, they'll never get all the pennies out of the pot.” -Armistead Maupin"Marriage has no guarantees.After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.” -Minnie Pearl"Behind every great man there is a surprised woman." -Maryon Pearson“They say love is blind..marriage is an institution. After that, he is finished." -Zsa Zsa Gabor"I haven't spoken to my wife in years.Well, I'm not ready for an institution for the blind just yet.” -Mae West“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.” -H. I didn't want to interrupt her." -Rodney Dangerfield“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.” -H. Mencken“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” -Grace Hansen “If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family.” -Lawrence Housman"Can you imagine a world without men?It’s short, funny and it gets a great message across about taking the time to invite others to church.